FARM POLICIES

Just a few friendly rules …

 

• No outside food or drink allowed on the premises; our ants have been trained to eat anything that you bring in!

• No smoking … Jeffrey is terribly allergic to the smoke (and electronic cigarettes).

• No pets allowed, except for tigers, lions, and elephants (on a leash only).

• Children should always be in the company of their parents; unattended children will be given free kittens.

• Animals might mistakenly “bite the hand that feeds them,” so always feed the animals with an open hand.

• Our animals insist that you always wash your hands after coming into contact with them and their barns/pens.  It’s for your safety and theirs!

• Our corn has tender ears (as do the bunnies), so we ask that you refrain from using profanity.

• If you run in the corn maze, we will cut off your toes and feed them to the Corn Monster.

• If you throw corn in the corn maze, we will hang you upside down in the apple orchard until next spring.