

FARM POLICIES
Just a few friendly rules …
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No outside food or drink allowed on the premises; our ants have been trained to eat anything that you bring in!
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No smoking … Jeffrey is terribly allergic to the smoke (and electronic cigarettes).
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No pets allowed, except for tigers, lions, and elephants (on a leash only).
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Children should always be in the company of their parents; unattended children will be given free kittens.
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Animals might mistakenly “bite the hand that feeds them,” so always feed the animals with an open hand.
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Our animals insist that you always wash your hands after coming into contact with them and their barns/pens. It’s for your safety and theirs!
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Our corn has tender ears (as do the bunnies), so we ask that you refrain from using profanity.
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Running in the corn maze has been known to send people back in time, please walk to protect the space-time continuum.
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If you throw corn in the corn maze, the lemurs will ask you to leave.